Twilight hunks contribute to rising crime rates in the US
Yup, you heard us right. Since New Moon executed its plan to rule the world two weeks ago, the crime rate in the US, especially in Burger King outlets, has gone up – no thanks to Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner!
According to Burger King reps, restaurants across the country are reporting that life-size promotional posters of the Twi-hunks are being ripped right off the windows – in broad daylight! The culprits? The most dangerous kind in the world: Teenage fans.
“The girls just walk up in the middle of the day, rip off the posters and run. We’ve had to replace them over and over,” said the rep.
ROFL
im not that crazy to steal taylor lautner's life-size posters.
i will just buy. :D
LMAO.